Monday, June 13, 2011

Pop song remix?

Well...  Here's something a little different.  For weeks now, I've been hearing this damn song all over the place: ET, by Katy Perry and Kanye West.  Also, for the past several days I've heard nothing on the news but Congressman Anthony Weiner's internet pervert saga and how much Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants Weiner's dumb ass to resign.

If you don't know what I'm talking about so far, you probably don't want to.  We're talking about one of the worst songs ever written, and a political scandal that's embarrassing just to read about.  Just in case, though:

Link to the song "ET" on Youtube.

Link to the song's lyrics.

Link to the latest on Weiner vs. Pelosi.



And now, without further ado:

"ET," by Katy Perry and Kanye West...  As re-written for Nancy Pelosi and Anthony Weiner


[Anthony Weiner - Rapping] 

My Twitter got hacked
In all kinds of ways
I'm tryin' ta show you pics of my little Antho-NAY
I'm a pervert, when I Twitter blurt
Like Donald Duck I'm sittin' here in just a shirt
Welcome to the stranger zone
Not sure of my sanity
Pictures on the internet, where there are no pants on me
They calling me a predator
Just because I got caught
They say it's my fault, but I need treatment so it's NOT!


[Nancy Pelosi - Singing] 


You're so re-revolting
Costing us elections
With your damn erections


Your Tweets - incriminating
Press conference denying
Then you started crying


It's like a parade
First one then the others
Internet lovers
Weiner displayed
In your left and right hand too


Your story's all over the world
A dirty congressman
You told lots of lies
Now it's time to go
Only one way to make it ri-ight:


Re-sign, re-re-resign
You've had all of your fun
Turn in your resignation


I'll make you, ma-ma-make you
Your wife might work for Clinton
But I don't give a shit, son


Boy, you're a dirty one
And kind of a moron
It's not respectable
You're unelectable


Media showed us your nude pic
I wanna take a shower
The taste it left is sour
Wasn't Photoshop magic
Really was your Dick!


You're known all over the world
A dirty congressman
You told lots of lies
Now it's time to go
Only one way to make it ri-ight:


Re-sign, re-re-resign
You've had all of your fun
Turn in your resignation


I'll make you, ma-ma-make you
Your wife might work for Clinton
But I don't give a shit, son


Boy, you're a dirty one
And kind of a moron
It's not respectable
You're unelectable

[Anthony Weiner - Rapping] 

I know it sounds bizzare...
Flashed my junk around, went too far...
Now they're dissin' me on NPR.
Runnin' from the press in my car.
But let me check, try to save my neck
Sent you a text - need rehab: hooked on sex!
I'm gonna take an IOU, come back and start anew
See I ducked you, so you can't tell me what to do
You can't tell me what to do, what to do, what to do

[Nancy Pelosi - Singing] 

Re-sign, re-re-resign
You've had all of your fun
Turn in your resignation


I'll make you, ma-ma-make you
Your wife might work for Clinton
But I don't give a shit, son


Boy, you're a dirty one
And kind of a moron
It's not respectable
You're unelectable


Unelectable
Unelectable


Boy, you're a dirty one
And kind of a moron
It's not respectable
You're unelectable






Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go work on my acceptance speech for the Grammys...

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